Worried Parishioner
A very worried parishioner walks into his pastor's office and gently pulls out an envelope. "Rev, I don't know what to think of this letter, it has no return address. It simply says: "Jesus is coming back tomorrow." "I see?" the pastor replies, trying not to appear worried. "Well what should I do?" says the parishioner excitedly, "Should I alert the media? Should we tell the church?"
"My recommendation," said the pastor, "is that you tell no one of this letter, but that you simply act as if it may be true. By the way, we're having a short Bible study with confession and absolution tonight at 4pm, and we're feeding the homeless tonight at 5pm."
"My recommendation," said the pastor, "is that you tell no one of this letter, but that you simply act as if it may be true. By the way, we're having a short Bible study with confession and absolution tonight at 4pm, and we're feeding the homeless tonight at 5pm."
