They would recognize my face

A Lutheran pastor, a Roman Catholic priest, and a Methodist pastor went for a hike one day. It was very hot. They were sweating and exhausted when they came upon a small lake.Since it was fairly secluded, they took off all their clothes and jumped in the water.

As they were getting out of the lake, who should come along but a group of ladies from town. Unable to get to their clothes in time, the Methodist and the Catholic covered their privates and the Lutheran covered hisface while they ran for cover.

After the ladies had left and the men got their clothes back on, the Baptist and the Roman Catholic asked the Lutheran why he covered his face rather than his privates. The Lutheran replied, "I don't know about you, but in MY congregation, it's my face they would recognize."