Secret Service

A gentleman I did not know, was in front of me walking out of church one day.  The preacher grabbed him by the hand, pulled him aside and said to him, "Fred, you need to join the Army of the Lord!" The man replied, "I'm already in the Army of the Lord, Pastor." The Pastor questioned, "Why don't I see you except at Christmas and Easter?" He whispered back, "shuhhhhh I'm in the secret service! "