A woman goes to the post office to buy stamps for her Christmas Cards. She says to the clerk, "May I have 50 Christmas stamps?" "What denomination?" the clerk asks. "Oh my gosh, has it come to this?" the woman asks. "Give me 32 Catholic, 12 Lutheran, and 6 Baptists."
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